Something I Stole from Shanda's Blog...(Just the ?s Not the answers!)

1.You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. I can't tell you!!! I'm in the program to hide from people like you! DUH!!!!
2.You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead. Johnny Depp and George Clooney.
3.You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band? WPP (Short for Witness Protection Program)
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What would it be?If I could stand the pain it would be an ethnic design of some sort. Maybe a Maori symbol like the koru or an ancient culture one. Not sure. Would have to be colorful.
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it? Whatever I would sing in WPP. Because I'm that bad of a singer.
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?I have already done this. I moved to New York. Lived there for nearly two years. I also lived for a summer (NOT A FAN OF THE HUMIDITY) in Lousiana. I could go back to either place. Maybe somewhere new like Maine or Hawaii.
7. You are leaving your country, where would you move?New Zealand in a heart beat.
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?This is FRICKING torturous! How can I, a biblioholic, choose just one? I guess Woman Warrior by Maxine Hong Kingston. Hometown girl makes good.
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?Tootsie. It makes you laugh, cry, and has a great love story.
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?An egret, a honey bee (the Queen of course) and a jaguar.
11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?So far this one!!!!! It's still my favorite year to date.
12. Which year(s) would you least like to relive?If I'd be exactly as I was then? Probably a high school year (1981) or the year of separation leading to divorce (1996.) But I'd be willing to go back and relive if I could take my current wisdom with me. Maybe enjoy them better the second time around.
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?1810-20 To see the opening up of America. The 1812 War. The British and Napoleon battling it out in Europe. The beginning of what would later lead to the Industrial Revolution.
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.I can't do either because of health issues. But if I had to for survival or something of that nature I'd pick deep-sea diving.
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?Not sure. I have to do some research on this one.
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?If I don't go on Jeopardy my sister Carin would kill me. She even sent them a request for information (re: auditioning)FOR ME using my name and address to get me to go on the show.
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. If it's good enough for Warren Buffett's billions then it's ok for my imaginary million.
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?War. Maybe if we couldn't name it we wouldn't do it.
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax-free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?Since that means dying sixty years before I have planned the answer is NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!Besides I'm forty (and a half) that gives me less than a decade left, so I reiterrate NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!!