Me Trivia

1. I have never played an organized sport of any kind outside of P. E.
2. I am "double-jointed" in both arms.
3. I have a bunion on the right foot that gets worse every year. I may eventually need surgery.
4. I HATE, ABHOR, & LOATHE slugs.
5. I was a Homecoming Princess in high school.
6. I was very much in love (unrequited alas) with one guy and had serious crushes (after he transferred) on two other guys (who just happened to be his best friends) in high school. AND strangely enough when all three chose to buy their first houses in town~~THEY PICKED MY MOTHER AS THEIR REAL ESTATE AGENT....freaky.
7. My mother was also the first agent for the second guy I had a crush on in elementary school.
8. I have never been called hot but I have been called slammable. ;-)
9. I have had to hear on numerous occasions how hot the members of my family are. (They are but it gets hard to hear sometimes.)
10. I have only had surgery in my mouth. I had only two wisdom teeth (my surgeon said I was evolutionarily superior) and they had to come out when they became impacted (so much for evolution.)
11. I broke my left arm which cut me off cold turkey from sucking my thumb to sleep.
12. I like romance novels because they always have happy endings. Which is highly ironic since I don't believe in happy endings for my own love life in the real world.
13. Snuggling makes me claustrophobic.
14. I was tall when that song "Short People" came out and now I'm the short person. I got passed up after sixth grade.
15. I think too much.
16. I only sob uncontrollably when I'm angry.
17. My favorite pms food is McDonald's french fries and anything chocolate. Otherwise, I find both almost repulsive.
18. I stick things in my ears to massage them.
19. I won $4000 on Father's Day in Lake Tahoe on a slot machine. I usually break even or lose what little money I bring.
20. I am easily hurt by jokes at my expense but I always put on a facade that I'm not. In fact I end up trying to top the person laughing at me by being more verbally brutal about myself.
21. I am ticklish. So much so that I cannot control my responses. People have been seriously injured by flying legs when they try to get me.
22. I had the chicken pox as an adult.
23. I've never had a boyfriend.
24. I can count the number of dates I've been on on one hand.
25. I hate to shop unless it's gifts for other people. Then I can spend hours in a store.
26. The only stores I like to browse/window shop in are hardware/home stores, i.e. OSH, Home Depot, etc. and bookstores.
27. I was bilingual when I was two.
28. I'm not bilingual now.
29. My mother always wants to set me up with the world....but she just stops short of embarassing me.
30. My nephew is following in my mother's footsteps. He tried to set me up with his best friend's dad. WASN'T HAPPENING.
31. I have never skiied; water or snow.
32. I won a story writing contest when I was in second grade.
33. I would love to be a "seat-warmer" at the Academy Awards.
34. I would love to attend both the Winter and Summer Olympics some year.
35. I HATE, ABHOR AND LOATHE smoking but most (not all) of the adults I've surrounded myself with have smoked at one time.
36. I don't like cereal, melons, liver or sausage. Pretty much everything else under the sun I'll eat.
37. I love "teen" flicks. Truly a guilty pleasure.
38. I would love if just once someone did something dopily romantic (like out of a stupid teen flick) for me.
39. I have never been to Washington, D.C. which I hope to rectify soon.
40. I can walk and read a book at the same time. However, when not reading a book, walking is hazardous to my health. So is standing, sitting and lying down.